Tastes like chicken

Wutzup jhonka!

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Yeah. thats right....I am now debt free...and Jakes owes me 50 cents. Actually...becuase he bought sunglasses from me...he owes me 3 bux. Thts like...the mostr money anyones ever owed me...like ever....sweeet. NAD...he owes Ms. Clineroni 1 buck cuz she bet for me. Well jakes...looks like u is finally in the shit! How does it feel bitch!? Can you swim....NO! you can't...the shit is just too thick...whoever made this mess mustve had a buttload a' corn...and i mean BIG corn.

Anywho....it is excellent to have that burden off my back. actually no its not....i never planned on paying the beatch anyways...i just wanted him to stop mentioning it. yeah...pretty much. BUT i am pretty psyched about getting 50 fuckin cents! i'lkllprobably just blow it on gum...like 10 bazookas or sumsum like that.

Well...i didn't only get 50 cents and financial freedom out of this...i decided to stay a vegetarian. Yeah...i liked it so much that i am gonna keep that shit goin. So that means....YEAH! Thats right! this blog will continue! so all you fans out there...you keep checkin in and i'll keep writing shit that dont make no sense: pens are nice when they write in crocodile letters with asses oh so big and notes that sing so high.

Well ladeez....lemme see if i can remember wut i ate. aight...for breakfast i had some pillow and drool and some aunt jemima french toast with SYRUP! that was gooey. For luch i had...shit...fuckin a man...i...fuck...no this cant be happe...no fuckin way bitches!....GODDAMN IT MAN!...CAN I GET SOME BITCHES IN HERE!? man...damnit...i can't remember. Well... whatever it is i can tell you that it involved some rasberry chrystal light...that shit is.... the shit. yeah...I mean... idon't really care baout that whole less calories...but chrystal light tastes mad good. anything with artificial flavoring rox my tits. I lso probably had an assload of breadstix..cuz thems are mad awesome. I guess thats all i can remember.

for dinner i had some progresso vegetable rotini soup...the ones especially for vegetarians. it was pretty sweet. I also had leftover tofu veggie stir-fry. andit was leftover. For desert i had some rasberries with a sprinkle of sugar on top. mmmmm mmmm mmmmm.

Welll chunkos, i hope this conversation will be considered by u as quote real unquote.

Peace out.

-Lingo
(not to be confused with Ring0...you know that guy...from that band.)
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Wutzup Jhonka!

Yeah...thas right you bitch ass mother fuckers...i'm behind on posting. As of now i am 1 day behind...but as soon as i have some time to catch up i will be back on the ball instead of sucking the ball. Today is tuesday but i am writing about monday. You'll hear about tuesday later you fuckin bunnies.

Well. Anywho....what the hell did i eat...that is a question that needs to be answered. I shall do it...oh yes....and i shall do it well! Lemme see....Before school i had aunt jemima french toast for breakfast... but i wouldn't know if it was really french or not cuz i've never been to france. For lunch i had money...lots of money...and some coins on the side. No...not really you gullible dooshes. I REALLY had vegetable california roll sushi instead of the goddamn beef picadillo! Ya' see... beef picadillo is my one of my favorite dishes from school. Damn them. DAMN DEBBI! SHE HAD TO MAKE IT ON THE LAST DAY! sorry about all the caps, i'm poppin em like i own a gun. Yeah...i also probably had some other shit but i can't remember that. Yeah...well FUCK YOU BUDDY! WHY DON'T YOU TRY REMEMBERING SHIT....IT'S NOT AS EASY AS IT LOOKS YOU OLD HAG!! once again...i feel my apology is necessary.

For dinner my mom finally cooked and she made tofu stir-fry with mixed vegetables...like carrots...and vegetables. it was really good. i betcha wish you could have some dontcha bitch! Huh? Well y can't you whore! I ate it all! actually...i probably didn't and i'll probably be eating it's leftovers tomorrow. damn you and your mind games.

I didn't have any desert because we were all out of italian ices. it's them damn italians i tell you..they don't work fast enough...the lazy bastards....with their goddamn meditteranean.

Well chicken eaters...that was the last day of vegetarianism...i guess you'll have to tune in tomorrow to see if i snuck some veal before midnight and lost the bet. mmmm....veal.....mmmm.....i wonder if they have glutin-veal. HEY! Maybe they have glutin PEOPLE! Maybe...the me that i think i am right now is actually a glutin copy of me made at birth by robots. Yeah...i guess it's sorta like the matrix...except more vegetarian.

Aight...it's been real...have a nice coma.

Peace out.

-Lingo
(not to be confused with Ring0...you know that guy...from that band.)
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Wuztup Jhonka!

How you do asshole? This post is for Sunday...damn me and procrastination + laziness. I HATE THE MAN!! Anywho... balls are being sucked right now. Yessirreee bob! Lemme see if i can remember what i had yesterday...you beeeacthes.

Aight....Anywho....i woke up at boot 3:30 in the afternoon cuz i was burning the midnight oil on sat. So i kinda skipped breakfast. For lunch i had leftover chinese=awesome like a bitch + bengal tiger. For dinner i had two slices of plain cheese pizza covered in garlic - parsley or whataver the fuck that green herb is + ground chioli pepper. Plus i won 5 bux in poker which payed for its loveliness. I fnd that pizza is one of the harder things to eat vegetarian style cuz there aare so many good meat toppings. Oh well...

shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty. ahahaha ha ha ah yah ha roodle doo. watch me jive. YOU MOTHERUCKIN ROBOTS!!

sorry about that you racists. keep it real....and awesome.

Peace out.

-Lingo
(not to be confused with Ringo...you know that guy...from that band.)
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Wutzup Jhonka!

How are all the ladeez in the house doin tonight? Eh? Ah....good to hear.....yeas it is a beautiful day....no one would argue it wasn't. Well...today is monday...i know it sux. And don't nobody say " Gee..it looks like he has a bad case of the mondays...cuz then i might just flip and pull out the semi thas hidden in my guitar case. Yup. I am writing this for Saturday cuz i am behind on my shit. Well...

Anywho, all you sexy demons and mother lovers, this is my message to you all...on saturday i had aunt jamima french tyoast for breakfast. Yup. For Lunch i had a subway sandwhich, my first one as a vegetraian (Fuck Typos!). I had the veggie patty which was very wierd. It didn't necessarily taste that bad...it just wasn't that good...i had the usual toppings (refer to post #1 from monday to get me list). Yeah. For dinner i had some love AND some smoochies too. Oh...and i had take out chinese food. I had the veggie delite with white sauce which was delicious- thank you very much all you asshole bigots. I also had the sesame cold noodles (always good- i once ate three bowls of it when i frist discovered it at the ripe age of oh say eight and then commenced to blow chunks/guts). I also had freid veggie dumps and some free vegetebale lo-mein. HAHAHAHAH! Thats right! I said free you bitches! yeah...when you spend 15 buckos you get some free shit. For desert i had another goddamn italian ice. FUCK YOU!

Well all you vergins....thas all i have to say to your asses right now. Deal with it. I have to write Sunday's now...and rock some more bitches/asses.

it has been hella real.

Peace out.

-Lingo
(not to be confused with Ringo...you know that guy....from that band)
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Wutzup Jhonka!

How you are you nutsos? Sorry that i didn't post on friday...i was at all school night watchin gymnastics and didn't gots no times. So i am going to do this looking back on yesterday...i don't know thow...it's gunna be fuckin tough man...i don't think i should pull a stunt like this so early in my blogging career. Oh well....i caint dissapoint the fans. It's all about the FANS man! they show you love...and occasionally boobs. I love groupies. Speakin of that...if anyone wants to be a groupie for this blog...we'll be doing auditions soon...and by "we" i meant me. Yup...

Anywho...lets see if i can remmeber the shit i ate...well...for breakfast i had out of the box waffles. My mom got a new kind that are bootleg eggo...as cheap as eggos are anyway she had to find a fake eggo. Thas how cheap we is. I probably swallowed some snapple somewhere in there too. Um...i had some orange juica and tea when i got to school (fashionably late). For lunch i had...um...well i knows i had me a plum...and i think it was either rice or cuscus...no...i think it was a veggie patty. YES! it was a veggie patty...and i ate it. with my mouth. and it was digested with my powers of human. I washed it all down w/ 2 lemonadeez and soem OJ.

Yeah...i had an origianlity size jamba juice of peenya kowlada (damn their gimmicks) with a protein boost after school. It was good. yup. At all school night i had a salad with italian dressing and some pastapastapasta. plus i got to watch all those motherlovin yuppies eat that goddamn chicken. Damn them. One day they'll envy my vegetables. HAHAHAHA! (-dreams about the future for 2-3 minutes-) I'm back bitches! and i am about to tell you that at all school night i also had a lot of water although i have heard with my ears that the lemonade had quite an affinity for the right taste buds. Yas.

When i got home i had a box of Entemmans saint patricks day cookies=awesome and cheetos and an out of the box watermelon italian ice which tasted nothing like watermelon. Although watermelon doesn't really taste like anything anyways.

Well ladies -and i do love the ladies- i gotsa ta go make some love and get me some smoochies too. Oh...i almost forgot- everyone who has an X chromosome MUST go to this website watch the academay award nominated short animated film "Rejected". It totally blew my mind and melted my fuckin face man. watch this shit....fuckin believe me man. Trust with the soul.

Aight....i hope everyone enjoyed the rockin on Friday night...if you liked what u rocked to then suppport us by downloadin all of of our fuckin trax! Yeah bitch...wait...we don't gots no trax homes...shit man...why you always gotsa ta be naysayin...so goddamn pessimistic. ALWAYS A NAYSAYER!

keep it real...and on the down low-(i wish i had something to tell you that actually merited the warning "keep it on the down low". That'd be hella cool...yeah. -thinks of phrase for 15-17 mins- "Don't grugle your cheese snout when you be chompin on tacotacotaco in the zoo paco")

-Lingo (not to be confused with Ring0...you know that guy...from that band)

P.S.= Past suppertime/pissing and singing. Um...by the way...if you like wut you readhere everyday...spread the word around...you know...support your fellow dogg..recanize. thanx.

i'm out.
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Wutzup Jhonka!

Hows everything in the outside world...the world of meat. Is it delicious? You bet your ass it is. Yeah...you can keep laughin'...but I'M gonna be the one gettin' $17.50 when all yur gettin is oxygen! Hah! Oxygen! You guys are so lame. I mean who would choose oxygen over $17.50? I mean c'mon! Wait....hold on...wut the hell am i talkin' aboot? Nevermind.

Anyways today got off to a bad start...me mum got me a bacon sandwhich for breakfast, forgetting about me being a vegetarian and all. Yeah...you're right...it did suck. Especially cuz it was the mornign and i had no idea what the fuck i was doing. Who does? Probably all those SAB people. Damn them. They don't intimidate me with their overachieving and their tutus! NO SIR! Anywho...cuz' i could't have breakfast at home i had some Some pulp orange juice at school and let me tell you...it was delicious.

Next was luncheon. Now that royally sucked. And i mean it sucked. All of the hot dishes had meat...so i had to have a japanese seaweed salad and a plain garden salad. They were out of Italian drssing so i had to use oil and vinegar, but the spout for tthe vinegar was all fucked up so it spilled all over me shit...and that sucked...and it made the salad suck. I ended up just having an apple and a plum.

After school i had a mother-grabbin' jamba juice witha coupla homies. At the counter when they ask your name so they can call it out when your drink is ready i said that my name was "Red". Previous names have included "Chuck" and "Mr. Chicago". I quite enjoyed the Carribean passion smoothie in original size with a protien boost that they spewed into a cup and presented to my mouth for liquidation. You should try it.

When i got home i had two slices of cold pizza and some saltless potato chips. For dinner my mom made out of the box mozarella sticks and smily face fries -you know the kind we have at school- oh and ketchup too. And...yup...you guessed it...an italian ice Luigi's style (this time watermelon flavor).

Well...that's all for today my carnivorous companions (THAT'S ILLITERATION!!). Come back tomorrow for some more jovial jewish justified jammin (all right...to far). It'll be fun. Lets do it over lunch...say around 2? I know this great joint downtown...Maxines....ooh man the waitresses are just...oh alright.

It's been real.

P.S. Anyone who isn't already planning to come to all school night better fucking come...cuz' we are gonna fuckin rock the house!

Peace out.
-Lingo
(not to be confused with Ring0...you know that guy...from that band)


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Wutzup Jhonka!

How you do? Aight...thas' cool. I feel that dogg. Today is day # 3 and it was a pretty good day at that. For breakfast i had eggo waffles, cinnamon style, a jelly filled crispy cream donut, and something else which i can't remember ( don't worry, it wasn't a meat pancake). Um...lets see...when i got to school i had a carton of Some Pulp orange juice and i decided to try baked apple quaker oats oatmeal express which was not bad at 'tall. Yup. For lunch i had japanese seaweed salad (quite lovely thanks fur askin') + a bowl of plain rice + sweet plantains + another carton of some pulp tropicana + a lil' bit o' love. Yeah...u got that right...love. Anywho...after-school i had an original size orange dream machine smoothie with a free protein boost from JambaJuice...which tootally rocked my frickin socks. For dinner my mom brought home two dominoes medium pies with two toppings each with a two liter coke (a special deal for $20). My medium pie had mushrooms and extra cheese while my mom and sis shared the savory goodness of pepperoni and suasage. Aside from that temptation, i was perfectly fine with being a vegetarian today. Oh...and one more thing....i had an orange for desert (damn thats a lot of frickin oranges today...) and a cherry italian ice- Luigi style.

Well...that be it fo' tonight ladeez n' gennemam, i hopes youz done enjoys wut yu done here readin'.

With you peace must be.

-Lingo
(not to be confused with Ring0...you know that guy...from that band)
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Wutzup Jhonka!

How you be? Me...i'm just chillin like a fuckin villain. A VEGETARIAN VILLAIN THAT IS! I can just taste that 50 cents now....mmm....i hope it doesn't have any meat. Anywho...today i hade eggo waffles for brekafast= disgusting. For luch i had two plates of spaghetti with tomatoe sauce + pizza which i threw out cuz it sucked + 2 bottles of chrystal light ice tea (i'm not really on a diet i just think that shit tastes pretty good). After school i had a box of cucumber sushi with ginger and wasabi + a bottle of water. For dinner i had chinese leftovers from last night + 1 cherry italian ice + 1 blowpop (strawberry flavor), and know, i'm chewing the gum from it...shit...man this gum loses it's flavor quickly. Someone should make meat-flavored-gum...you know fo' vegetarians...yeah...so they're not actually eating meat but it tastes like it...no!...not like tofu at all you mother fucker...bean curd! Hah!....glutin man....i'll tell you...that stuff'll kill you man.

Aight beatches....it's been real...like a smooth can of coca-cola...with meat. ....damnit.

Peace out
-Lingo
(not to be confused with Ringo...you know that guy....from that band)
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Well...Today was my first day...not so bad. For breakfast i had pancakes (out of the box shit that makes me wanna puke every morn'), for lunch i had a veggie burger + vegetable sushi + oven fries + fruit juice. Things were harder once i got home. I eat a lot of fast food and came to realize that ther is basically no vegetarian foor at mainstream fast food restraunts (i.e. McDees, Wendy's, Ranch 1, Subway...). If I was wasn't going vegetarian on my ass i would probably have a nice juicy twelve inch -that's foot long for all you metric shits- on honey & oat with Turkey Breast and (no cheese) lettuce + jalapenos + onions + cucumbers + pickles + a sprinkle of salt and pepper + lots of oil and vinegar. Oh... Anyways i ended up taking out chinese: cold sesame noodles + sauteed mushrooms and broccoli + vegetable moo shu + vegetable lo mein ( it's free when you spend $15), which my mom and sis helped me out with. It was actually really delicious. Chinese food without meat is actually not so bad at all. In fact, i have to admit that i slightly prefer it; the tastes are more distinct and not as confusingly mixed in. I also had a cherry italian ice (out of the box: Luigi's) for dessert.

All in all it was not so much of a bad day. Eating in school was easy becuase there is such a large selection, but being at home is hard cuz' there's so little i can actually eat. I think tomorrow I'll try pasta or pizza...yeah.

Aight beatches! Peace out!

oh and...here's a link just to make you happy.

-Lingo
(not to be confused with Ringo...you know that guy...from that band)
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Hey homies!
Wutzup?
(Don't answer that: it's rhetorical)
This is my log of everyday life -what i eat, how i am feeling, and what i am thinking about doing with the 50 cents that i will recieve- for my 1 week as a vegetarian. right now the bet is $17.50, but since i already owe Jakes $17, I shall only be getting 50 cents.

Aight...so check this out...and uh....yeah...do that.

Peace out
-Lingo
(Not to be confused with Ringo...you know that guy...from that band)
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